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Wife's tests results

Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's tests results. Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another. Mrs...

9 Julij, 2003, V Angleš?ini

Daughter Lynda

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Smith, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings...

9 Julij, 2003, V Angleš?ini

Doctors

A British doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks...

9 Julij, 2003, V Angleš?ini

Cop

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket...

22 Januar, 2003, V Angleš?ini

Temperature

Primerjava Temperatur po svetu in na Finskem, zelo poučno in predvsem zanimivo : +15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan...

13 Januar, 2003, V Angleš?ini

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?

Here's an incredibly simple way to do it, and there is nothing to buy, no investment to make, no money to lose! Try it now! Follow this simple procedure: 1) Hold down the shift key...

4 Junij, 2002, V Angleš?ini

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability...

4 Junij, 2002, V Angleš?ini

The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High =================== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END First year in College ===================== program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end...

4 Junij, 2002, V Angleš?ini

If Operating Systems Were Beers...

DOS Beer Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz...

4 Junij, 2002, V Angleš?ini

Top 10 reasons why birthday are better than sex

10. The flaming candles aren't as dangerous. 9. The ice cream doesn't melt before you've finished with it. 8. The pin-the-tail game isn't as painful. 7. You get more than one gift. 6. You don't get as much frosting on the carpeting. 5. Cake. 4...

4 Junij, 2002, V Angleš?ini

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

To cover up the valve stem...

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

Spot.

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

What's a blondes' favourite rock group?

Air Supply.

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

The back of her head.

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

Why do blondes drive VW's?

Because they can't spell PORSCHE!

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?

Tell them a joke on Friday night!

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

Why did God create blondes?

Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Why did God create brunettes? Neither could the blondes...

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch Manager.

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1"...

31 Maj, 2002, V Angleš?ini


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